TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOU'RE AN
ART WORLD TOKEN:
10. Your busiest months are February (Black History Month), March (Women's
History), April (Asian-American Awareness), June (Stonewall Anniversary) and
September (Latino Heritage).
9. At openings and parties, the only other
people of color are serving drinks.
8. Everyone knows your race, gender and sexual preference
even when they don't know your work.
7. A museum that won't show your work gives you a
prominent place in its lecture series.
0. Your last show got a lot of publicity, but no cash.
5. You're a finalist for a non-tenure-track teaching
position at every art school on the east coast
4. No collector ever buys more than one of your pieces.
3. Whenever you open your mouth, it's assumed that you speak for
"your people," not just yourself.
2. People are always telling you their interracial and
gay sexual fantasies.
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1. A curator who never gave you the time of day before calls you
right after a Guerrilla Girls demonstration.
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