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Get Your War On
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2004
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Artist: David Rees, American born 1972

Publisher: Cannonball Press,

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© 2004 David Rees

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Get Your War On

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Artist: David Rees, American born 1972

Publisher: Cannonball Press,

Date

2004

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Harvard Art Museums/Fogg Museum, Margaret Fisher Fund, M26684

Copyright

© 2004 David Rees

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GET YOUR WAR ON Oh yeah! Operation: Enduring Our Freedom is in the motherfucking house Yes! Operation Enduring Our Freedom To Bomb The Living Fuck Out Of You is in the house!! How psyched is George W. Bush fo defeat Saddam Hussein for his dad? Oh yeah Operation: Enduring Freedom ,is in the house George H W Bush is gonna be SO damn proud of his son He'll probably put Saddam's death certidi cate on the fridge! I was a C student Just wait und twelve years from now, when Jenna Bush fuckin defeats Osama bin Laden for her dad! Wit the circle be unbroken, by and by Lord, by and by? wish I could do something Ike that for my dad Is this truly the only Earth I can live on? Right! God, if only that War On Drugs hadn't been so effective! I could really use some fucking marijuana right now! know Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore? It'l be just like that All I have to say is, Once this is over. the Iragi people better be the freest fucking people on the face of the earth. They better be freer than me. They better be so fucking free they can ly And they better get fed. They better get fotally chubby. I want a furkin five-mile-long butfet for those kids-and I want that buffet to be permanent. Oh my God, this War On Terrorism is gonna rule! I can't wait until the war is over and there's no more terrorism And I want a multimillion dollar reconstruction contract for Halliburton. God that would realy be so just Well, it turns the relief effort into a fun game for the Afghan people-a game called See if you have any fucking arms left to eat the food we dropped after you step on a landmine trying to retrieve it! The Coalition of the Willing is about to rock! Thanks, Uzbekistan Thanks, Macedonia You guys are the best! Can you believe Afghanistan signed on? Do they really have time fo help- with this? Right! Or maybe they could play "See it, when you step on the landmine, the food package flies into your fucking decapitated head as it sails through the air Oh, that's no big deal- they're just allowing us the use of some broken promises You know what I love? I love how we're dropping food aid packages into a country that's one big fucking minefield That's good Aren't you glad the smoking gun never came in the form of a mushroom cloud? My friend in the State Department told me. "If you see what looks lae a mushroom cloud over Iraq don't worry-it's not the smoking gun it's just Ahmad Chalabi blowing more smoke out of his ass Holy fuck-anthrax in Seriously! Who the fuck are I never understood that line-was Condoleezza Rice talking about a smoking gun in the form of a mush room cloud over iraq, or over us? The idea of Saddam Hussein flying over here and dropping a nuclear bomb on us seems fuckin retarded I know! What's next- George W. Bush is gonna hold a press conference and tuckin' rip his face off and it's gonna be Ming the Merciless up under 1there? Jesus New York City! We're gettingwe fighting, fucking Lex Luthor? our fucking ass kicked! When is the goddamn Death Star gonna shoot that big-ass laser at us? So if you're not with us, you're against us, huh? I ke it So nice and simple! When do we start bombing Western Europe? Well yeah Bul, dude, we re e goddame United Stales of Amprical We have a Rag on the moon yet s supoosed to be impressed we'se doing a better job than Saddam Hussen? You ste we cant set the bar a ltle higher Hellhe way things are going I wouldnt be surprised t rag was better off being un by a fuckin ATM machine and the cast of Friends Can't we just build a fucking bomb the size of the earth and cut a hole out of the middle in the shape of The United States? Drop the motherfucker around us and take care of business once and for all? Oh man! Tell the boys down at the bomb-makin' factory to brew up some coffee-they re gonna be working some serious god- damn overtime Wait a minute Totaly halt-assed makes no sense First we threaten to deny Alghans humanitarian aid, then we torture Iragis These people were kind enough to let us invade why treat em in such a totaly halt assed way hall assed is st much, much betler than "totally Taiban'ed or "totaly Saddam ed Nether does Donald Rumaleld Secretary of Detense Get over it Ooh-d you do that, will you look un the entry for "lgnore? I want to know if it still has that picture of Afghanistan You know what I realized? All these guys you see on TV, speaking about Iraq and sovereignty and June 30th and what not? None of them has any fucking idea what they're talking abouf. I listened to those blowhards for over a year and I didn't learn A SINGLE GODDAMN CORRECT THING They talk out of their asses so much their cushions are probably deat, Id learn more about the future of Irag if I read a Golden Book Encyclopedia upside-down ins the dark Agreed! This is totally Loony Toons-I love that the fate of the world hangs in the balance Bush is talking about conquering evildoers yet the CIA cant fucking transtate the evildoers" Arabic voodoo-spells! The Office of Homeland 1Security" makes the DMV look like fucking Delta Force And look, I understand why bin Laden sounds craryhe's an eleven-foot tall mother- fucker who lives in a cave! But why does Bush sound like he's addressing a fucking Dungeons & Dragons convention? At least I can tear my hair out full-time now that I've been laid off Mant I hke a good stiff Operation Enduring Freedom as much as the next guy, but I've reached my limits of under standing! All of a sudden my fucking mailman is a Hero on the Front Lines in the War Against Terror? My daughter wants to sell cookies to help the people my nephew's been sent to fucking bomb? Im supposed to help the FBI find clues and solve crimes? MA CLAIMS ADJUSTER, NOT FUCKING ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN' Who's in charge of this shit? You know what thought woke me up at three in the morning last night? Rumsteld, Feith, and Perle are ually more incompetent than they are evil How the hell is that possible? Alp Jpr,
GET
YOUR
WAR
ON
Oh
yeah!
Operation:
Enduring
Our
Freedom
is
in
the
motherfucking
house
Yes!
Operation
To
Bomb
The
Living
Fuck
Out
Of
You
house!!
How
psyched
George
W.
Bush
fo
defeat
Saddam
Hussein
for
his
dad?
yeah
,is
H
W
gonna
be
SO
damn
proud
of
son
He'll
probably
put
Saddam's
death
certidi
cate
on
fridge!
I
was
a
C
student
Just
wait
und
twelve
years
from
now,
when
Jenna
fuckin
defeats
Osama
bin
Laden
her
dad!
Wit
circle
unbroken,
by
and
Lord,
by?
wish
could
do
something
Ike
that
my
dad
Is
this
truly
only
Earth
can
live
on?
Right!
God,
if
War
On
Drugs
hadn't
been
so
effective!
really
use
some
fucking
marijuana
right
now!
know
Remember
U.S.
had
drug
problem
then
we
declared
Drugs,
now
you
can't
buy
drugs
anymore?
It'l
just
like
All
have
to
say
is,
Once
over.
Iragi
people
better
freest
face
earth.
They
freer
than
me.
free
they
ly
And
get
fed.
fotally
chubby.
want
furkin
five-mile-long
butfet
those
kids-and
buffet
permanent.
Terrorism
rule!
until
war
over
there's
no
more
terrorism
multimillion
dollar
reconstruction
contract
Halliburton.
God
would
realy
Well,
it
turns
relief
effort
into
fun
game
Afghan
people-a
called
See
any
arms
left
eat
food
dropped
after
step
landmine
trying
retrieve
it!
Coalition
Willing
about
rock!
Thanks,
Uzbekistan
Macedonia
guys
are
best!
Can
believe
Afghanistan
signed
Do
time
help-
with
this?
Or
maybe
play
"See
it,
landmine,
package
flies
your
decapitated
head
as
sails
through
air
Oh,
that's
big
deal-
they're
allowing
us
broken
promises
what
love?
love
how
we're
dropping
aid
packages
country
one
minefield
That's
good
Aren't
glad
smoking
gun
never
came
form
mushroom
cloud?
My
friend
State
Department
told
"If
see
looks
lae
cloud
Iraq
don't
worry-it's
not
it's
Ahmad
Chalabi
blowing
smoke
out
ass
Holy
fuck-anthrax
Seriously!
Who
fuck
understood
line-was
Condoleezza
Rice
talking
mush
room
iraq,
or
us?
idea
flying
here
nuclear
bomb
seems
retarded
know!
What's
next-
hold
press
conference
tuckin'
rip
off
Ming
Merciless
up
under
1there?
Jesus
New
York
City!
We're
gettingwe
fighting,
Lex
Luthor?
our
kicked!
When
goddamn
Death
Star
shoot
big-ass
laser
at
So
you're
us,
against
huh?
ke
nice
simple!
start
bombing
Western
Europe?
Well
Bul,
dude,
re
e
goddame
United
Stales
Amprical
We
Rag
moon
yet
s
supoosed
impressed
we'se
doing
job
Hussen?
ste
cant
set
bar
ltle
higher
Hellhe
way
things
going
wouldnt
surprised
t
rag
being
un
ATM
machine
cast
Friends
Can't
build
size
earth
cut
hole
middle
shape
States?
Drop
motherfucker
around
take
care
business
once
all?
man!
Tell
boys
down
bomb-makin'
factory
brew
coffee-they
working
serious
god-
overtime
Wait
minute
Totaly
halt-assed
makes
sense
First
threaten
deny
Alghans
humanitarian
aid,
torture
Iragis
These
were
kind
enough
let
invade
why
treat
em
such
totaly
halt
assed
hall
st
much,
much
betler
"totally
Taiban'ed
"totaly
ed
Nether
does
Donald
Rumaleld
Secretary
Detense
Get
Ooh-d
that,
will
look
entry
"lgnore?
still
has
picture
realized?
these
TV,
speaking
sovereignty
June
30th
not?
None
them
abouf.
listened
blowhards
year
didn't
learn
A
SINGLE
GODDAMN
CORRECT
THING
talk
their
asses
cushions
deat,
Id
future
Irag
read
Golden
Book
Encyclopedia
upside-down
ins
dark
Agreed!
This
totally
Loony
Toons-I
fate
world
hangs
balance
conquering
evildoers
CIA
transtate
evildoers"
Arabic
voodoo-spells!
Office
Homeland
1Security"
DMV
Delta
Force
look,
understand
sounds
craryhe's
an
eleven-foot
tall
mother-
fucker
who
lives
cave!
But
sound
he's
addressing
Dungeons
&
Dragons
convention?
At
least
tear